Adrienne: Has it been confirmed that Qaddafi is dead?
Joe: It doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure I'm not in his will.
Me: I know I'm not. He's still mad at me for that time I tracked mud on his nice new carpets.
Joe: He never forgave me for that time I was picking up his neighbor's daughter for a date and kept honking my horn. He didn't like the honking at all.
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