There should be a holiday called Cinco De Mayonnaise where people eat dishes where everything contains that blessed condiment.
Well, I have 500 more words than I did this morning on the bizarro detective story that's been festering in my head the past couple of weeks. I'm still not decided on my main character's first name or the title but the story is pretty complete in my head. I guess I'll have to take some time out of my busy schedule of reading and sitting around to do some writing.
The gas station was out of gas when I stopped this morning. You'd think that would be the one thing they'd manage to keep in stock.