Thursday, October 20, 2011

Actual dialog from work about Muammar Qaddafi

Adrienne: Has it been confirmed that Qaddafi is dead?

Joe: It doesn't matter.  I'm pretty sure I'm not in his will.

Me: I know I'm not.  He's still mad at me for that time I tracked mud on his nice new carpets.

Joe: He never forgave me for that time I was picking up his neighbor's daughter for a date and kept honking my horn.  He didn't like the honking at all.

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