Wrong! As I was walking her up the road and getting progressively late for work, clues started lining up like Tetris blocks.
- the mysterious large white splotches I kept seeing the in grass
- numerous cicada wings lying around and much fewer live ones
- several turkey feathers in the yard over the past week or so
I'm not sure how I can test this hypothesis as I'm reasonably sure that it's both illegal to trap a turkey and a turkey wouldn't fit in my live trap leftover from the squirrel in my basement incident of last year.
On an unrelated topic, I've had Heart Like a Lion by Pressure Point in my head since my Give 'Em the Boot entry.