Thursday, May 3, 2012

Sometimes, you have to amuse yourself

So two days ago, I was getting ready to take a shower when I noticed a tan car pulling into my driveway. I thought it might be my grandpa so I put some pants on and went outside. It was not my grandpa. It was a car full of Jehovah's Witnesses. After a quick "You caught me, I guess I have to listen," they went into their schpiel. I proceeded to turn things around on them and ask things like "Don't you guys believe only 144,000 people get into heaven, and if so, aren't you afraid I'm going to take your spot?" and "Didn't the Book of Revelation say the apocalypse was so far away you'd never be able to predict it?" The guys looked at each other nervously and eventually gave up. I told them they did a good job under pressure but I wasn't planning on converting.


  1. Hahaha, nice! You should have just answered the door without pants on. They probably would have left really quick. :)

  2. Either that or they wouldn't leave...

  3. lmao that's hilarious. Why is it that people who want to tell you about their religion never want to hear about the other persons. But, but Satan worship is so much fun.